Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The joys of being a mom (GROSS!)

I am just going to come right out & say it, POOP.  Between my 1 yr old, 2 yr old and dog I swear that is all I deal with all day.  It grosses me out, I am easily grossed out, I shouldn't even be typing this. Seriously though, does anyone else have this problem?  Before you have kids they go on and on about how expensive they are and time consuming BUT they forget to mention POOP.    :-P

My 1 yr old takes off his diaper everytime he is taking a nap and has went #2.  Once his diaper is off his creative side comes out.  There is brown artwork on anything the kid can get his hands on...including his face.  Ya, I was really grossed out & I was the one who had to grab him out, get his shirt off of him & put him in the bath without touching him.  Just haven't decided which tactic to use, diaper on backwards, duct tape.  Ya I think duct tape sounds good!

Now the 2 yr old (he will be 3 at the end of this month) is pretty much potty trained.  He decided to use the bathroom on his own without telling me.  He comes out naked and I notice POOP smeared down him.  I go to put him in the bath and notie it is all over the toilet & I am just praying that he has not sat or wiped against anything else.

Last-my pomapoo.  She is still not potty trained all the way, partly my fault for not working with her as much as I need to but anyways, I am sick of her surprises!  And I am just ready to throw up when I find some of the 1 yr olds poop not on the floor when I come back to clean it up  

Good thing I LOVE them all!!!

(I do not usually write things like this but I just had to get it out there.  Hopefully someone can relate)


  1. I so feel for you... my dog had a stomach bug then gave it to the other... SO NOT FUN! I'm a new follower from WW!

  2. This was funny rather than gross :):) ha ha I am now following you thanks to Welcome Wednesday and it would be nice if you could share back the love here on my blog!Also Technical Support is up for grabs!Yesterday's topic was No Titles In The Sidebar Widget and today we talk about Centering the sidebar buttons. Make sure you don't miss any of this!
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  3. ummmm.....ewww. lol I feel for ya and am SO glad my days of poop are over hehe

  4. Yup...poop is gross! But like you said, you love them! Just one of those things you have to deal with! I'm joining as a new follower from WW - hope you can buzz by my blog soon! Oh, and Be sure to join me tomorrow for Thursday's Train to Facebook!!

    Buzzing the Day Away

  5. ha ha.. you make me laugh.. This is so true though.. Even I was never warned.. :-)

  6. So funny! (and gross too!) Following you from Welcome Wednesday.

    ~Lori S.

  7. Hilarious!

    Following from Welcome Wednesday!


  8. Following you through Welcome Wednesday :D

  9. hey!Very funny!

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  10. Thank you for linking up at Keepin' Company Thursday and linking your giveaways on Thursday Giveaway Link up at http://traci66.blogspot.com
    I am now following you. I believe I am #100


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